Seraphine’s Cleaver is an experimental post-hardcore band based in NYC.
Blending noise with avant-garde poetry, the four-piece creates a world of deep confession
that swings the pendulum of darkness and hope.

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to truly know oneself
is to contradict oneself.
i cleave my heart in two;
i cleave to the hope of it becoming whole
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✦ NYC ✦

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upcoming shows
{{*outside nyc}}

june 12 - for the record ✦ w/ go home, audiostar, prophet ii
june 20* - tourist trap ✦ boston, ma ✦ w/ misuser
june 26* - ethical society ✦ philadelphia, pa ✦ w/ lust orchid, waaxgirl
june 27 - punk island ✦ insecurity hits stage
july 2* - christ church ✦ bellport, long island w/ whiskey ginger, mary crest, attack dog
july 9 - purgatory ✦ w/already late, plastic baby jesus, tricktheriddle
july 10 - the broadway ✦ w/ bad static, cat crash, best dressed ghost
july 11 - nublu ✦ w/ fallow days, smugly ugly
july 15* - the pouch ✦ philadelphia, pa ✦ w/ mile zero, crease, the speed dials
july 16* - the pocket ✦ washington, dc ✦ w/ doolittle, somebody's daughter, birthday girl
july 17* - clayhouse ✦ richmond, va ✦ w/ doolittle, deathcat, tentative decisions, receiver
july 18* - psych ward ✦ raleigh, nc ✦ w/ doolittle, blue tag, framing dorian
july 19* - cafe nola ✦ baltimore, md ✦ w/ glass island, pluot
july 24 - the mary whalen (boat show) ✦ SINGLE RELEASE SHOW ✦ w/ doolittle
july 26 - hart bar ✦ w/ drop dead gorgeous, meow meow, pyschtooth, spain
july 29 - purgatory ✦ w/ waah, misuser
august 1 - bar freda ✦ w/ deathcat [rva], go jackie, drop dead gorgeous
august 15 - stone circle theatre ✦ w/ kristeen young, drop her

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past shows

✦ 2026 ✦
june 4 - lucky 13 ✦ w/ tricktheriddle, shearing, crab, umiris
june 1 - nightclub101 ✦ rocknite w/ wiring, shellshaker
may 31 - bowery palace ✦ w/terrazzo, the projections, ivy otto
may 30* - philly porchfest ✦ philadelphia, pa ✦ 4331 pine st w/ people food, ogler, gutter pearl
may 24* - jamestown skate products ✦ jamestown, ny ✦ rust cup skate competition
may 23* - amy's place area 54 ✦ buffalo, ny ✦ w/ machine country, bile study, BAAG, nine layers deep, overgrowth
may 22* - bar bad ending ✦ rochester, ny ✦ w/ little liar, the turbulents, tight schedule
may 21* - nightswim ✦ kingston, ny ✦ w/ ghost prom, mall goth, bloodx3
may 3 - erf ✦ w/ peanut, discount
april 26 - hart bar ✦ w/ danello the sad surfer, fugitoid, dirt
april 23 - cobra club ✦ w/ freyja, vivian, royal blush
april 18 - the windjammer ✦ w/ qirl, pretty baby [nc], lofidels [nc]
april 10 - the bunker ✦ w/ papas.sin.sal, rugby, burn over district
april 9 - purgatory ✦ w/boy factory, sana sana, octogon
april 4* - silver stream studios ✦ montclair, nj ✦ w/ two point oh, montage montage, afterneath
april 3* - the dungeon ✦ jersey city, nj ✦ w/ polaroids, juniper, blesser
march 28 - the shell ✦ w/ dummy pass, jam poetry, audrey heartburn
march 23 - arlene's grocery ✦ w/ lost children, slumberjack, shyness
march 21 - caffeine underground ✦ w/ ms. teen america
march 20* - redbud co-op ✦ ithaca, ny ✦ w/ thesaurus rex, spit!
march 19* - nocturnal cafe ✦ ithaca, ny ✦ punk and poetry night w/ jerry bigg's world famous band
march 8 - otto's shrunken head ✦ w/ waah, fabriccio de la mora, sunset images
march 6 - for the record ✦ w/ genuine connection, married knot, investigation
march 4 - trans pecos ✦ w/ blix, yeah baby, plaa.se
feb 27 - bridge & tunnel brewery ✦ w/ luvr girl, big country cry
feb 20 - gold sounds ✦ w/ capillary, dreamtoday, prophet ii
feb 5 - otto's shrunken head ✦ w/ shyness, child eater
jan 30 - baker falls ✦ w/ umiris, nowhere girls, drop her
jan 14 - purgatory ✦ w/ prophet ii, sana sana
jan 11 - gold sounds ✦ w/ secret shopper, grandma

✦ 2025 ✦
dec 4 - pianos ✦ w/ different birds, alice cohen
nov 1 - hart bar ✦ w/ the king's opera, maybe radio, backseat transactions
oct 18 - sour mouse ✦ w/ wild lawn, secret shopper, the romance
july 25 - shillelagh tavern ✦ w/ aldo gonzalez, loudeye, juliana brown
july 22 - bowery electric ✦ w/ clay st., father koi, brigid hart
july 11 - unruly collective ✦ w/ loudeye, le boss, nowhere
june 27 - gold sounds ✦ w/ painter, circle of sevens, world shopping
june 19 - melaphobe studios ✦ w/ shyness, holy wisdom l.l.c., christi graff
june 14 - caffeine underground ✦ w/ gummy, trash tv, papas sin sal
may 24 - caffeine underground ✦ w/ the indeterminate ensemble, mo kubbara, g.t. arpe
may 22 - pianos ✦ w/ diner pets, pain don't hurt, casper television
april 30 - gold sounds ✦ w/ painter, trash tv, recent angel
april 17 - baker falls ✦ w/ freyja, pawn promotion
march 22 - the windjammer ✦ w/ swimteam vhs, bad guise
feb 28 - unruly collective ✦ w/ peanut, bad timing
jan 24 - young ethel's ✦ w/ swimteam vhs, zamn!, trash tv

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